
I bought one, stupidly. The young bloke directed me to it because it answered my concern about chafed armpits and other discomfort when paddling a kayak.
Then I bought all the terrific benefits unique to this lifejacket – benefits out of the water.
Then I’m at the lake learning more about it as I look over how it’s made. You have to know where the pull-tab is, pull it correctly, and if it doesn’t inflate or not hard enough you have to blow it up using the tube in your mouth.
I looked everywhere and couldn’t find the tube. Then I did, hidden away, after I opened it up.
Has there ever been anything so idiotic?
You can’t: get confused or mistake your way around this, as you struggle to breathe. You can’t bang your head. You can’t be upside down or turned around in the water. You can’t be rushed or have anything else to do, like disentangle from something under water.
Idiots. Absolute Idiots, the designers.
If I’m found drowned and have my stupid, stupid vest on, please tell them I was underwater and I tried.




